Chuck Norris Facts

Here are some Chuck Norris facts that I've discovered. I filtered through all the garbage ones that were made up and bring you the best of the best (and only ones that are actual fact). Impressive I must say...

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
-Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
-Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
-If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
-The President was lying about the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Everyone knows Chuck Norris has never lived there.
-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
-Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
-God said he needed 20 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.