~ Somewhere In Karma ~

Scorpian vs. Ryu

2007-02-18T20:30:00.000-05:00

This was quite well done I must say. See these two awesome characters from two different franchises battle it out...

Andy Dick Being Removed

2007-02-13T11:14:00.000-05:00

What an idiot. Watch him get kicked off Kimmel for constantly touching his other guest, Ivana Trump...

Ty Thomas Blows A Dunk

2007-02-11T22:24:00.001-05:00

Well this was funny...

Ref Goes After Boxer

2007-02-10T19:17:00.000-05:00

So who won?...

Join fonzBoard.com

2006-09-14T11:45:00.000-04:00

Hey guys. I created an amazing new message board and it would be great if you joined. I'm pleased with the success we've had so far and look forward to you joining our community. Be sure to register. Thanks!

Practice???

2006-09-02T12:51:00.000-04:00

Allan Iverson explains the stupidity of practice for NBA franchise players. Hilarious...

Intelligent Americans

2006-08-02T17:21:00.000-04:00

Here's a clip of Americans getting quizzed on some current events and other simple things. Its pretty funny...

Chappelle Show: The Lost Episodes, Episode 3

2006-07-25T15:04:00.000-04:00

This is the final 'Lost Episode'. Have fun...

Chappelle Show: The Lost Episodes, Episode 2

2006-07-25T15:00:00.000-04:00

Here's episode 2, enjoy...

Chappelle Show: The Lost Episodes, Episode 1

2006-07-14T11:25:00.000-04:00

Here's the highly anticipated Episode 1 of Season 3 of The Chappelle Show...

A Zidane Solution To Your Problems

2006-07-13T00:24:00.000-04:00

Zidane has found a way to solve all problems. Check it out...

Zidane Headbutt

2006-07-13T00:22:00.000-04:00

Here's the headbutt heard round the world...

Metal Gear Solid 4 15min Trailer

2006-06-19T10:13:00.000-04:00

Here's the extended trailer for Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots. Amazing...

Evolution Of Dance

2006-06-18T14:52:00.000-04:00

This is pretty impressive. This guy does like every dance from the 50's to now...

Deleted Magic

2006-05-28T19:08:00.000-04:00

Here's a glimpse of some deleted scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope and some behind the scenes stuff as well. Interesting find!...

Superman Returns Trailer

2006-05-26T18:22:00.000-04:00

This movies's looking better than I thought. Time will tell, but the end was soooo cool!...

Deleted Scene From Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

2006-05-16T12:15:00.000-04:00

Here's a rare deleted scene from A New Hope. It involves Luke having a conversation with his close friend Biggs Darklighter...

More PS3 Footage

2006-05-03T19:09:00.000-04:00

Well E3 is just around the corner. Thought I'd put up this compilation of PS3 games due out. Solid stuff...

Real Life Simpsons Intro

2006-04-28T12:35:00.000-04:00

Here's The Simpsons intro done with real life people. Pretty cool...

Computer Bug

2006-04-28T12:32:00.000-04:00

There's this crazy computer bug going around. Check out what it did to this guy's computer!

Urban Ninja

2006-04-28T12:29:00.000-04:00

This guy's amazing! Although, I can do what he does but I don't wanna...

DEA Agent Shoots Himself In The Foot

2006-04-15T12:00:00.000-04:00

Ok, this has to be one of my favourite internet videos of all time. The DEA Agent is invited to a local school to give a speech about gun safety. And man, does irony ever destroy him.

Jesus Chrysler

2006-04-14T12:06:00.000-04:00

Check out these deals at Jesus Chrysler, just in time for Good Friday!

Leaked PS3 Footage

2006-04-10T18:50:00.000-04:00

Here's some leaked PS3 game footage from the 2006 Game Developers Conference. Its looking pretty good I must say. Enjoy...

MySpace: The Movie

2006-04-07T18:00:00.000-04:00

Here's that MySpace movie all the internet people have been talking about. Its pretty funny if you're one of the 446,897,639,729 on MySpace. Its sad to see how addicted to it some people are.

The Simpsons Movie Teaser Trailer

2006-04-03T23:18:00.000-04:00

Here's the teaser trailer that everyone's been talking about. Man this movie is taking forever to come out!

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1678948/

Chappelle's Show Season 3 Preview

2006-03-31T13:42:00.000-05:00

Ya, we all can't wait for this show to come back. Click on Season Three Preview:

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml

Chris Angel Exposed

2006-03-21T13:59:00.000-05:00

Well I'm sorry to report that Chris Angel can't actually float in really life and its just a trick. Take a look: http://falarious.com/html/Chris-Angel-Revealed.html

Trades At NHL Deadline

2006-03-09T17:51:00.000-05:00

Alright, here's a list of all trades at the NHL trade deadline. Hopefully your team got what they needed:

http://www.nhl.com/features/deadline/2006/gospel.html

Top Seinfeld Sports Moments

2006-02-20T12:01:00.000-05:00

Here's some top sports moments in Seinfeld history. Man, I'm miss that show...

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/story?page=katcher/sports_seinfeld

Super Bowl Ads

2006-02-06T14:39:00.001-05:00

Ok, I know many of you only watched the Super Bowl for the ads. Well, incase you missed any, here are all of them. Some of them are really good!

http://superbowl.break.com/

P.S. The Steelers won 21-10 if you care.

Are You A Psychopath?

2006-02-05T16:09:00.000-05:00

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
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She was hoping the guy would appear at a family funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if someone is mad or bad. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can stay away from you...

Big Ben Partying Hard

2006-02-01T15:07:00.000-05:00

Doesn't Ben Roethlisberger have a Super Bowl to prepare for? Guess not...here's some pics of him partying hard. Coach can't be too impressed!

Mighty Ducks To Change Name

2006-01-27T12:38:00.000-05:00

ANAHEIM, Calif. - The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim announced today that the club intends to officially change its name to the Anaheim Ducks at the start of the 2006-2007 season. The organization is also evaluating possible changes to its logo, identity and uniforms.

"The process is still very much underway, and we do not expect to be ready to make any further announcements until the end of the season," said Henry Samueli, who along with his wife Susan purchased the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim last year from the Walt Disney Company.

"The Mighty Ducks organization very carefully considered the question of whether to change the team name, and spent many months evaluating various options," said David Paine, CEO of PainePR, an Irvine, California-based public relations firm that coordinated the research effort for the Samueli family. "The process included both qualitative research and a formal quantitative telephone survey of Mighty Ducks season ticket holders. While there was support for keeping the current name, the majority of those surveyed, nearly two thirds, supported some sort of name change."

At the same time, the research found strong support generally for preserving the history of the team in some way.

"In selecting the name the Anaheim Ducks, we are respecting the heritage of a tremendous organization that has been a very important and visible part of the community, not to mention Western Conference Champions and a Stanley Cup finalist," Samueli said.

Star Wars Fans vs. Punks

2006-01-25T12:11:00.000-05:00

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Some 'Punks' begin making fun of Star Wars fans outside a movie theatre. I think I know who the Force was with that day...

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=15288

Canadian Election Results

2006-01-24T21:17:00.000-05:00

Pictured Above: Serpentine Looking Stephen Harper, Leader of The Conservative Party

Well, here are the results for the Canadian Election: http://www.cbc.ca/canadavotes/electionnight/index.html

It's a Conservative minority...looks like Canada wanted a change after 13 years of Liberal rule.

Kobe Scores 81! Holy Crap!!!

2006-01-23T12:08:00.000-05:00

Looks like the Toronto Raptors have been paying attention to the Toronto Maple Leafs (who took a 7-0 beating from the Ottawa Senators on Saturday) on defence because Kobe fed them 81 points last night to finish the night with the 2nd highest single player point total for a game in NBA history. Wilt Chamberlain has the record with 100 points.

Chuck Norris Responds To Chuck Norris Facts!

2006-01-22T14:33:00.000-05:00

Chuck Norris has posted this as his official response to all the 'facts' about him:

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IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

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Alright! I've also found exclusive video of Chuck Norris responding to Chuck Norris facts on The Tony Danza Show. The video's a little rough, but it is interesting to see the man himself speak about this.

Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=QP1PuB1R-Xw

Emo Kid Lyrics

2006-01-21T21:29:00.000-05:00

I think this songs awesome. A must listen if you enjoying laughing at the emo kids. All in good fun.

Here's a link to their MySpace if you wanna hear the song yourself: http://www.myspace.com/adamandandrew

Dear Diary,
Mood: Apathetic
My life is spiraling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry Concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You,' and 'Rip Apart My Soul,' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab." and it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that band could do, some days you know. . .

I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming to if u look just like me
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag
'Cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dykes
'Cause emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Hallowe'en
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

My life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. and it's suffocating me. grabbing a hold of me and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans . . . which look great on my by the way

When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of Goth
You can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls I'd only be half right

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw X-BOX I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parental’s
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

My parents just don't get me you know. they think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. well, a couple of guys. but I mean, it's the 2000s. can't 2, or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay. I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend. . . . I feel like tacos.

Proof That The End Of The World Is Near

2006-01-20T13:39:00.000-05:00

LOS ANGELES (AP) - An online casino has a piece of Capt. Kirk. Actor William Shatner has sold his kidney stone for $25,000, with the money going to a housing charity, it was announced Tuesday. Shatner reached agreement Monday to sell the stone to GoldenPalace.com.

"This takes organ donors to a new height, to a new low, maybe. How much is a piece of me worth?" he said in a telephone interview.

GoldenPalace.com is noted for its collection of oddities, which includes a partially eaten cheese sandwich thought to contain the image of the Virgin Mary.

"This is a bold new addition to our fleet," GoldenPalace.com Chief Executive Officer Richard Rowe said in a statement.

The money will go to Habitat for Humanity, which builds houses for the needy.

"This would be the first Habitat for Humanity house built out of stone," joked Darren Julien, president of Los Angeles-based Julien's Auctions, which handled the sale.

Shatner, who played Kirk on the original "Star Trek" TV show and won an Emmy for his role on "Boston Legal," passed the stone last fall.

The stone was so big, Shatner said, "you'd want to wear it on your finger."

"If you subjected it to extreme heat, it might turn out to be a diamond," he added.

Shatner said the idea of selling the stone came up after "Boston Legal" raised $20,000 for Habitat for Humanity. With the money for the stone, Shatner said there is about enough funding to build half a house.

GoldenPalace.com originally offered $15,000 for the stone but Shatner turned it down, noting that his "Star Trek" tunics have commanded more than $100,000. His counteroffer was accepted.

People Who Take Things Too Serious

2006-01-20T12:40:00.000-05:00

Yes, I must admit, I have a problem with people who take things too seriously. Some people find it within themselves to get angry, frustrated, etc over things of such little importance and start huge fights for no reason. Sure, I too sometimes get mad over small things, but I'm letting that go. People need to learn to 'let go' and pick their battles. Arguing with a friend or someone close over something ridiculous is not only a waste of time, but also puts a strain on everyone involved. So, my tip for the day...'Let things of little importance go, even if they bother you a little...its not worth it in the end'.

Thank you.

Apple Releases iPod Radio Thing

2006-01-19T23:19:00.000-05:00

Apple has recently released a new iPod accessory which now lets you listen to the radio and also acts as a separate volume, song, etc control (sorry, only for iPod video and nano). Retails for $50US. Nice idea. Just make sure listening to radio is worth that much to you. However, Apple keeps pumping out new iPods, accessories so fast now, the consumer can't keep up! They know they got all of us on a leash, so why not they're figuring. Strong competition is beginning to spark out from Creative Zen though and others so they better watch themselves. Having an iPod made you stand out before and showed that you're different from the crowd. But now, like everyones got one! But I must admit, I too have fallen for their trap. iPods kick ass! lol.

Alexander Ovechkin Goal

2006-01-19T23:10:00.000-05:00

Here's a replay of Alaxander Ovechkin's sweet goal against the Coyotes the other night. This kid's on a roll!

http://www.break.com/index/amazinghockeygoal.html

For Confused Fall Out Boy Listeners

2006-01-18T23:06:00.000-05:00

I think the following clears up a lot of confusion with Fall Out Boy Songs...

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1650561/
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7063184703391552486&q=fall+out+boy

Election Help

2006-01-18T22:49:00.000-05:00

Still confused about who to vote for in the Election (for all you Canadians out there). This might help: http://www.politicswatch.com/VoteSelectorQuiz2006.html

Chuck Norris Facts

2006-01-18T22:15:00.000-05:00

Here are some Chuck Norris facts that I've discovered. I filtered through all the garbage ones that were made up and bring you the best of the best (and only ones that are actual fact). Impressive I must say...

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
-Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
-Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
-If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
-The President was lying about the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Everyone knows Chuck Norris has never lived there.
-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
-Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
-God said he needed 20 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.

Welcome

2006-01-18T22:13:00.000-05:00

I would just like to welcome you all to the greatest blog ever created. Have fun and enjoy the hours you will spend here...